Springtime is when fish and fishermen
both move into the bays

Summertime the only thing hotter than the Texas sun
is the grease in the frying pan

Easiest way to spot a weekend angler
is by his Raccoon eyes

Beware of sunscreen tag artist

Difference between bait shrimp and table shrimp
one is destine for the hook the other the pot

A picture never lies
unless the angler owns a computer

Never trust a skinny cook
Never trust any kind of angler

Anglers fish story is only limited
by the length of his or her arms

Sharp hooks are essential for catching fish
also good at catching anglers

Lures that look good to fishermen
usually don't to fish

More expensive the lure the better it is at hanging on underwater objects

Best time to change fishing line is
right before you lose your last fish

The longer a fish runs
the smaller your reel becomes

Oyster reef are seldom given much attention
until angler become one with his enviorment

Fishermen who are not adaptable
are also very predictable

Best laid plans become hard to read
after a Summer Squall

Difference between Binimi and Bikini is
one get you hot the other keeps you from it

High tide will get you places you would otherwise
not be able to reach, which may also include trouble

Man who fishes surf without life jacket
also doubles as bouy marker for riptides

Wader who does not practice the stingray shuffle
is also good at the #@$% that hurts jig

Bass anglers fishing saltwater are easy to spot
especially when lippin speckled trout

The distance an angler travel offshore seems
twice as far as the return trip

The only place a fish looks better than a hook
is a plate

Hardheads are Mother Natures way
of trying anglers patiences

The bigger the fish, the better the fight
and the quicker he should be released

Baitfish not only draw fish but anglers as well

The art of fishing is only as good as the canvas
the angler paints on

The only thing harder to find than a good hot spot
are anglers that find them in the first place

Muddy flats are a tennis shoe graveyard

Your kidneys will always tell you
when the waves are too big

Anchors will not always hang onto the rocks
but boats enverable will

The only thing worse than a storytelling angler
is one that is not

Boats come and go
but fishing partner last a lifetime

Sunrises are God introduction to the fishing Bible
Sunsets are the final testaments

Any angler worth his or her salt
usually has a few limes and Tequila mixed in